PLEASE, BE A PART OF MY STRESS

Listen. We all encounter stress. Whether at work, in our relationships, financial, all over the place. Why does stress exist? Well, I can't tell you. I can, however, give you my theory. It exists to give the human animal a chance to relax. Nothing feels better than to have the worst day at work, one that makes you want to run everybody off the road on the way home, kick the dog and climb into the oven for the night, and then have your significant other say, "How was your day"? From that point on, hopefully, by design, stress should leave your senses. In Stepford... this would be the norm. In reality, it just doesn't work that way.

Honestly and without offense, in most of the cases of my own stress experiences, I need to be in that oven. It is at that point that I begin my process of relaxation. It isn't deep thought of the day's events or the analysis of what may have caused the stress.

Anyway... I lost my train here.

Chowder!